I've just been working on my latin and I've just got to say that it has the best illustrations ever. I need to set up the scanner on this computer and scan them, they are that hilarious, once they stop being kinda creepy. Here are two quotes from me (because I don't think I've said anything really quotable lately, Char needs her fodder! :P)

• "If you are going to be emo, at least do it in a dead language."

The picture was of Quintus (the poet Horace as a boy) looking so emo while studying in Rome. Maybe it would sound better with the 'because' I had at the beginning.

Another chapter had drawings of the assassination of Iulius. The last one was of his corpse lying in front of a statue, both of which were rather bloody. To which I said:

• "Do you know how hard it is to get blood off of marble?"

Come on Julius, you know you shouldn't bleed everywhere. Its terribly rude and makes you look a bad guest.

Crete is my OT1

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The Safety Dance:

Don't dance with knives!

Or Mongols.